My eyes!!!
A keen friend referred me to the unbelievable mashness of Lady Elaine Fairchilde from Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. This chardonnay-loving she-puppet exudes staggering amounts of mash from each and every enlarged pore on her frighteningly engorged nose (speaking of "ew").
A quick google search unearthed a treasure trove of commentary on the Lady. An entire message board details her mash-like qualities without quite knowing how to articulate that creepy, dirty feeling.
I'll let these folks speak for themselves:
i used to have nightmares about lady elaine, the woman who lived in that spinning thing... in my nightmares, [she] used to appear in my clothes inside of my closet. and if a kid's show can do that, it must be evil.
I hated all the puppets, especially that scary red-nosed Lady Elaine and her stupid rotating museum thing
... between the ages of 3 and 6 I kept confusing Lady Elaine and Nancy Regan. They were both scary middle aged women who dressed in red and lived in a house with ionic columns.
Lady Elaine Fairchild was creepy and mean in her Museum-Go-Round.
I really really loved this show when i was little but when [Mr. Rogers] went to puppet world and... to Lady Elaine's house i would have to shut my eyes and cover my ears...I was completely terrified by lady elaine i had to sleep with my dad for 5 years and i would have nightmare that she would be right out my window and i thought if I would get up at night she would grab my feet under the bed..I know its sounds stupid but this show scared me for life..DAMN YOU LADY ELAINE AND YOUR STUPID RED NOSE
Sure, kids love this kind of stuff!
I have to wonder, are all puppets scary-mash or do Lady Elaine and the Sleestaks uniquely possess mash's elusive je ne sais quoi?
UPDATE: Lady Elaine Fairchilde, the blog. Kinda awesome.
37 comments:
horrifying!
hi cristy.
when i clicked to find out that your keen friend was me, i saw that weird and very old photo of myself. it reminded me that i STILL have your jacket that i borrowed for that party...almost two years ago. i'm a bad friend.
WOW, this blog hasn't ceased to amaze me. In fact it just keeps getting better and better. If Christy's definition of "mash" was added to the dictionary, then surely Lady Elaine's picture would have to be next it.
*oh, and not to mention her voice. her voice rivaled her look in mashiness.
one of my recurring nightmares as a child involved being trapped inside a moving vehicle in which the driver (often, my mother) would suddenly disappear. in several versions of this horrifying dream, the car would be careening through mister roger’s neighborhood of make-believe – nearly smashing into L.E.F.'s museum-go-round and that weird blue owl's tree house.
p.s. i just did a google search to make sure that blue bird was actually an owl. i was right – it was an owl – an owl named “x.” x?!?!? suspect.
p.p.s. speedy delivery = even more suspect
holy crap, cristy. this is amanda and i've often wonder how you will reveal your genius to the world. . . i am pleased to see this blog.
on to lady elaine: no more than three weeks ago i entered into a discussion about that booze-hound of a puppet and her "intoxicating" merry-go-round. her voice was certainly the most fear inducing sound, and her spastic movement was confounding.
and is it me, or did king friday and his child-bride, queen saturday, come straight from coto de caza? check out sara's description:http://pbskids.org/rogers/make_believe/queen_char.htm
Lady Elaine Fairchilde, a counter voice to that tool, King Friday XIII, was the only character willing to stand up to his control-freak edicts and pronouncements!
The only people I've ever known who have been horrified by "that Fairchilde" are eldest children.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde, a counter voice to that tool, King Friday XIII, was the only character willing to stand up to his control-freak edicts and pronouncements!
The only people I've ever known who have been horrified by "that Fairchilde" are eldest children.
it's true, i am an eldest child. yet, i think the horrors of lady elaine's rosacea span across the barriers of birth order, uniting us all.
And...I'm back!
Come, and learn to love Lady Elaine.
I think that whole puppet scene was weird--LEF looked like a bad alcoholic ....along with KF--this seemed to reflect some sexual deviance of Mr. R---something weird was going on.
i can't believe i found this site... i was trying to explain to a co-worker of mine (who is from colombia and is therefore unfamiliar with mr. rogers) the horrors of lady elaine, who used to chase me around family reunions in my dreams with a huge knife in hand. her red nose and her burnt looking face, along with that voice... i've never looked at a puppet the same way again.
Up until I was 8 years old I could not sleep facing my bedroom door. Whenever I did, I would hallucinate that Lady Elaine would come and beat me up. It was so insanely creepy, and to this day I still have nightmares of her in my home and trying to kill me. She is the bane of my existence. And zombies.
I used to pull my feet up on to the chair or couch so she wouldn't get my feet from under the couch! That beast that she is!
I googled lady elaine to get a pic to send to my friend to show her what my boss looks like. can you believe? a human lady elaine??it's f***ing true!
does anyone think sometimes bill clinton has a lady elaine-esque look about him, with his shiny red nose and cheeks?
She never scared me, and her rotating museum rocked! Now Henrietta Pussycat.... There's one worth pulling the stuffing out of.
She scared me to death. When I was a little kid, I had a dream that she was dragging me into a dark room by my legs. I was screaming, but no sound would come out of my mouth and my parents were just a few feet away. It is so funny that other people were freaked out by her.
there is support: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lady-Elaine-from-Mr-Rogers-used-to-scare-the-shit-out-of-me/125046217527280
OMG!!!! Yeah she was scary... No more than a roller coaster, or the neighborhood crazy person your mom told you to stay away from. I always thought she was the crotchety old spinster that was doomed to a solitary life. Some of these comments though.....Abso f'ing hilarious. Great Blog!!!
I resent the fact that you people are making fun of my beloved Mister Rogers, and his cute puppets. He was a wonderful man, and I truly admire him. He was kind and cared for little children, and his show made me feel happy, loved, and secure. His television house was like a safe haven. I will agree, puppets like Lady Elaine and Cornflake S. Pecially are a bit physically menacing, but don't bash the man. He is one of the greatest men in history, and he certainly does not deserve the reproach you people are alloting. If anyone from Family Communications are reading this, I love Fred Rogers and the legacy lives on!
Yes! I had horrible nightmares as a kid that involved her popping out from closets and behind curtains, screaming and shreiking... I used to dread watching Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, but I was so little that I didn't know enough to ask a parent to change the channel.
(Sesame Street was also on Channel 13 and I guess it was just an accepted fact that many afternoons it would be on our tv.)
Yeah, anyway I was so traumatized that to this day I have an overbearing hatred of all things puppet related. The muppets never scared me, but as a kid I frequently had bad dreams about puppets and marionettes chasing me, and I could barely look at the hideous photos on this blog without fearing an onset of Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.
Things got so bad that finally my mother, perhaps tiring of being awakened by a hysterical three-year-old night after night, finally actually wote a letter explaining my bad dreams to Mr. Rogers, and sent it off to the Children's Television Workshop.
About a month later we received an actual letter back...from Mr. Rogers himself! So...what do you think this beloved, "kind and learned" icon of millions said?
Did he alleviate the fears of a frightened child by explaining that what was scaring me was merely an inanimate piece of wood and cloth?
Nice Try.... NO!!! Mr. Rogers actually wote a letter back explaining that Lady Elaine was simply "different" and that she wanted to be my friend, or something... I don't know...I forget exactly what, but it was awful.
In other words, he replied explaining everything as if this scary, hideous puppet that gave me horrible nightmares throughout my childhood was, in fact, REAL, and
that she was out there somewhere...lurking...
Despite the sainthood conferred upon him by many misguided individuals, I emphatically maintain to this day that Mr. Rogers was an evil motherfucker.
You people are crazy...scared of a puppet....sad....idiots....then calling someone evil....that you don't even know...I'll put money on the fact that most of y'all have a social disease.......I call it liberalism........small minds think alike..
Lady elaim f looks like a evil ass witch
Whoever said that Mr. Rogers is "evil", even if you're just joking, that's a horrible thing to say about a good man who brought a lot of joy to our lives as children. Like the person who called him "evil", I too wrote him a letter (after getting one of his books as a child) and he wrote me back personally. I was 10 years old at the time and my little sister was soon to be born. He shared his experience about his parent adopting a little girl when he was my age and how he handled it. That letter meant the world to me and it does even more now that he's gone. He sent me a full package with all sorts of stuff from PBS and autographed pictures. It was the nicest thing he could have done. So, calling him "evil", even in jest, is wrong. He was a good man. Concerning Lady Elaine, she never scared me, but I was extremely fascinated by her. I actually looked forward to her segments because I found her so bizarre/surreal. I suppose I was a little weird as a kid, but I thought she was fascinating. She's never scared me. I was more afraid of my American Girls Samantha doll than of Lady Elaine. I'm sure I'm in the minority on this, but I like Lady Elaine. I always thought she was like a homeless person, who had to live at the museum. Kind of sad, when you think about it.
Exactly! I always felt sad she lived in a museum. She wasn't scary, just very different. And as an adult I understand she's probably meant to look and act like a toned down version of the old punch and judy puppets. Now purple panda on the other hand WAS creepy
Often in old thyme European puppet theater, you would see exaggerated human features on the characters (https://goo.gl/zDLuyl). From a child's view, I would imagine it adds visual interest. Only from the adult viewpoint do we see other connotations. Love Mr. R, he was to our time what Aesop was to his I imagine.
OMG!!!!!! I was so terrified of Lady Elaine... I had nightmares for years, even still to this day, she was the most scary-assed puppet ever!!! why put this demon on a kid's show, I remember hearing chanting in my dreams in an ominous voice "lady Elaine, lady Elaine lady Elaine" still sends chills down my spine!!!!
Lady Elaine is evil. Just pure evil. Here I am, all grown up, and she still scares me. She's the reason I hate puppets. All of them.
Lady Elaine is freaking awesome. What the heck is a mash? Watch the show and see she is nothing but funny. I don't get her red face but some people do have imperfections so to speak. I never really saw her act like a trouble maker, just funny. Calling her a trouble maker and scary is the evil part.
My 2yo caught a rerun of this (this was in 2007, a few years after Mr. Rogers' death) and was terrifed of Lady Elaine. She had made several sock puppets with a babysitter, and shoved them in a drawer and locked it.
When I was young, I had terrible dreams about Lady Elaine. She put tape over my mouth and dragged me into the cellar downstairs. My parents were blind and deaf so they had no clue what was going on.
After a year of avoiding the show, a few days after my fourth birthday, I was ready to watch the show again. I watched, became terrifed of Lady Elaine once again. This avoiding of the show lasted four months.
I went through this until about a month before my fifth birthday. I watched a few episodes (Covering my eyes when Lady Elaine came on the screen) and my mother told me this
"You are almost 5, and this nonsense is for 2 year olds" and I started watching other programs.
Daniel Tiger (the spin off) is awesome. Lady Elaine looks awesome and doesn't give my toddler nightmares.
I believe in hell, and honestly, if it's the worst conceivable outcome, I can't imagine it not having Lady Elaine present. Also, the guy who blames this on "liberalism" hasn't met me. Mr Rogers strikes me as a good man, but those puppets are something else.
Comprehend this Lady Elaine story please....
When I was a kid, eating Planter's brand Cheeseballs before bed would trigger a nightmare where Lady Elaine would try to kill me with a knife. Same setting every time. I'd be in a large studio with clear plastic sheets hanging from the ceiling and she would be chasing me all over the place. My parents thought it was hilarious and would actually test my dreams by feeding me the cheeseballs as my snack before bed. That didn't last long. Nightmare every time. Luckily for me, Planters stopped making them. Fast forward to now (2019). My best friend last week texted me a picture of Planter's Cheeseballs in that glorious round can with the words "Look what's back!" So for old times sake, I ate a small plate full before bed. I kid you not... I dreamt about Lady Elaine trying to kill me! I'm 41 years old. The mind never forgets!
oh also..... Planters.... you suck!
To Vinny: How was Cornflake S. Pecially menacing? He wore a suit and made a decent living selling rocking chairs. He also was one of the kinder, more sensible characters in Make Believe. His only problem was that he occasionally was overwhelmed whenever he couldn't keep up with his orders and needed a little help. I thought he was a really cool character.
Screw those who like Lady Elaine! She was a friggin' troublemaker. And so she's my least favorite character in Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. Hell, it's stupid to think that she made things interesting. Well not to me. In fact I favor boring over interesting. And those who hate boredom should suck it up.
To the Lady Elaine fan who called that character funny and people who called her a troublemaker and scary:
"You're a big fat liar and narrow-minded cunt who can't seem to respect other people's opinions all because he or she is too much of a delusional fanboy or fangirl. How can you not see that Elaine wasn't a troublemaker?! Are you blind?! She got under other character skins like teasing Prince Tuesday and making purple Panda dress up as a dinosaur.
If you think that troublemaking's funny, you try being antagonized Elaine and see if you she's still likeable. If you get into trouble for joining her in her antics, don't blame me.
And if I'm you can't stand Elaine haters' opinions, suck it the hell up and let 'em her all they want 'cuzit's their decision and right to. After all, it's fuckin' stupid to disrespect the opinions of Elaine's haters."
Now to the one who claimed that it's funny when people got scared of Elaine:
"You're another big fat liar who's friggin' sadistic. Would you think that it's funny if that bitch scared the hell out of you?! If not, then shove your opinion of that slut up your ass."
As for the one who called Mr. Rogers and evil motherfucker:
"You're the evil motherfucker since you're such a closed-minded bigot who can't seem that character for who he is. So shut the hell up and get the fuck off here, you damn troll!"
Whoops. I forgot to put "to accept" between "seem" and"that". My bad.
I’m not an eldest child. And I was terrified of her. I had no idea she said anything cool, I was too busy hiding behind a couch pillow to notice. Why did she have to have shredded hair and a burnt face? Just yikes!
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