October 29, 2006

I'm Baaaaaack

Hello.

In order to commemorate one of the mashest days of the year, I'm back in the saddle.

So, why is today mash, you ask? A list:
  1. Daylight savings and, thus, any residual feelings of summertime goodness, are officially gone.

  2. Sunset was at 5:12pm today, and by November 30, it will be dark by 4:50pm. If that's not depressing, I don't know what is. Also, dusk is by far the mashest part of the day, period.

  3. I slept until 1:15pm today. With the time change it was 12:15 but, still, that's just gross.

  4. Adding insult to injury, today is Sunday. School is tomorrow, 60 Minutes is on tonight, you know the drill.


Can you feel it?


Other generally mash days:
  • Christmas PM (presents are already opened, nothing on TV, nothing to do, stuck at home)

  • Thanksgiving PM (see Christmas PM, except minus gifts, plus turkey hangover)

  • New Year's Day (you're hung over, everything's closed, and nothing's on TV except football and the Rose Parade.)



The Rose Parade is SO mash.

As a matter of fact, I will be so bold as to say that the months of October - December generally champion the highest mash factor of the year. Get ready folks, we're just settling in for the storm.

Now can you feel it?

3 comments:

bomarr said...

yay!!!!

laurin said...

welcome back sister. you were sorely missed. no mashtheory is mash.

erin is gross said...

i hate mashy weather the most. especially when i'm at my desk and not in my bed.