I'm Baaaaaack

Hello.

In order to commemorate one of the mashest days of the year, I'm back in the saddle.

So, why is today mash, you ask? A list:

1. Daylight savings and, thus, any residual feelings of summertime goodness, are officially gone.


2. Sunset was at 5:12pm today, and by November 30, it will be dark by 4:50pm. If that's not depressing, I don't know what is. Also, dusk is by far the mashest part of the day, period.


3. I slept until 1:15pm today. With the time change it was 12:15 but, still, that's just gross.


4. Adding insult to injury, today is Sunday. School is tomorrow, 60 Minutes is on tonight, you know the drill.

Can you feel it?


Other generally mash days:

• Christmas PM (presents are already opened, nothing on TV, nothing to do, stuck at home)


• Thanksgiving PM (see Christmas PM, except minus gifts, plus turkey hangover)


• New Year's Day (you're hung over, everything's closed, and nothing's on TV except football and the Rose Parade.)

The Rose Parade is SO mash.

As a matter of fact, I will be so bold as to say that the months of October - December generally champion the highest mash factor of the year. Get ready folks, we're just settling in for the storm.

Now can you feel it?